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whenever ppl try to come up with some version of 'romance and love isn't forbidden by the jedi, on this one novel-'
i'm just...
#star wars#jedi order#jedi critical#sorry no that makes no sense with what's presented through most of the canon#'but it was in this one novel' then that novel it's trying to retcon it or to twist the in-between lines because it doesnt make sense#the belief that the jedi only forbid romance if it's possesive or stops someone from caring about others it's a lovely pink-tinted view#but it doesn't work with canon and the only thing that it accomplishes is attempting to to give anakin a different narrative#which is 'anakin was actually just too stupid too understand what the jedi's teaching meant'#and yes you can make an argument that anakin didn't understand all of the jedi teachings but not in the way this idea proposes#it's actually ridiculous#'anakin why you kept this secret didn't you know romance it's actually allowed by the jedi? we all have our crushes and partners lol'#'you silly the only thing we forbid it's becoming toxic and possesive'#headcanoing or making aus or fics with the jedi as this#big happy hippie family full of pacifists that try to destroy the pillars of traditional conservative nuclear families in pro of free love#it's fine like go ahead headcanon that and make aus of that but when someone comes to try to argue that no it's in fact very canon#it's just...what like come on#EVEN OBIWAN the picture perfect child for most jedi fans said he would've had to leave the order to be with satine aka IT IS FORBIDDEN#i'm going insane or what they told a 9 y/o that missing his mom was path to the dark side but no no they're FINE with romance#how could we miss Yoda's three romantic partners and Mace's being a swinger and also Shaak's polycule Anakin you're just stupid#(he is stupid but not like this lfmao)#fandom stuff#ranting#AND TO BE CLEAR no this isn't an argument about traditional nuclear conservative families or some bullshit being needed#this is me saying the jedi in canon are pretty fairly conservative as it is sorry but they're basically the knight templars with powers#and orientalism in the form of buddhism as a white american man (GL) understood it (badly)
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"was this war a good war?" as far as i'm aware no war is good.
#fugo.txt#i thught we all agreed on that... like waht ahppened to anti war sentiments. even hippies had those#''uhm but what do you propose then... that we just let the NAZIS go...'' thats not what i mean <3<3#saying ''no war is good or righteous'' doesnt mean ''the nazis were right'' or ''there was no good or bad side on ww2'' what are u ON about#was ww2 the only war ever fought. is the only thing you can parrot ''but what if HITLER?!''#''war hero'' isnt a thing either. no military is a hero. theyre either cunts or victims.#sorry this is another post where im mad at my ex for shit he said#god damn it was he dumb. ''leftist'' my ass you just liked to argue and read theory over it.#you applied none of it to any sort of real life politics you chickenshit man fuck y🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#sorry im still bitter sorry. i'll get over him
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Eddie and Nancy
Just giving my brain a break from the Secret Tunnel (aka the game show) story. I still have two chapters to get through and my brain needs a cool down.
I've seen a lot of headcanons that Eddie is the Wheeler children's older half brother because of how much they look like each other.
But may I propose instead: cousins.
Hear me out.
You have first born, Elizabeth. Absolute hippie child. All about that free love, sex, drugs, and rock and roll. She learns how to play guitar, falls in with the charming and cool, Al Munson. They plan to tour the country his beat up old truck. But before that can happen, Elizabeth gets pregnant with Eddie. So she marries Al.
Then you have Karen, the younger sister. Bright, demure, absolute golden child. She dyes her hair and blows out the curls to more like waves so she doesn't look like Elizabeth anymore.
She does what she was raised her whole life to do. Get married to a good boy so they can have good children and pay taxes and never do anything fun.
When Elizabeth dies, Karen refuses to go to the funeral, hates that her name is even in the obituary at all. Then three years later when Al is sent to prison, CPS calls her first.
She's the boy's aunt. She has a comfortable home, and bringing him in would barely dent their finances. But Karen refuses. She won't have that delinquent anywhere near her children.
So they go to Wayne. Wayne who really doesn't have the space or the money to take care a little boy almost teenager. But he looks into those big brown eyes and can't say no.
They keep apart until the murders in town start in Wayne's own god damn trailer. He keeps his mouth shut when Nancy comes up to him asking about Eddie. He would like to throw it in her face that he knows who she is and that he knows full well that Karen would throw a fucking fit if she found out where her daughter was. But he won't. It's not the girl's fault her mother is a bitch.
After Vecna (and Eddie NOT dying) Nancy is sent to the attic to see if she can find some of Mike's old things to donate as a lot of Nancy's went to Holly. She finds an old trunk and though locked it comes apart in her hands. In it she finds dozens of pictures of her mom with beautiful girl with flying dark brown curls and sparkling eyes.
She smiles as she reminds her of Eddie.
Her mother calls out for her to hurry and slips one of the pictures in her back jeans pocket. Nancy closes the trunk and hurries back to her mother.
Then because Nancy can't leave a mystery well enough alone, she goes digging. All while Eddie and Max are in a coma, Nancy works on her mystery.
She finds her answer in the most unlikely of places. Joyce Byers's year book. She had it out showing her boys the outrageous hair styles they had in her day.
There two rows down from Lawrence Byers is an Elizabeth Childress. She's got ribbons in her hair and smiling brightly at camera. So full of life.
Childress.
She closes her eyes. There is no doubt this is her mother's sister. A sister Nancy never knew anything about.
She points her out to Joyce. "Oh, I remember her. Such a sweet girl. It's really too bad she fell in with that Munson boy. Or rather the wrong Munson boy."
She flips the pages and on the same row as her, is Wayne Munson staring up at her. So happy and free. The Vietnam would too soon take that from him. "That's Wayne. Such a good boy. Elizabeth would have thrived with him. But Wayne was shy and more interested in getting good grades than girls."
Joyce flips back to the seniors with Jim and Lonnie and began searching for the M's. "There." She pointed at another boy. Alan Munson. "He was trouble from the moment he was born. But he had a motorcycle and a leather jacket. Lizzy fell hard. They got married right out of high school, I heard."
Jonathan and Nancy share a look of shock.
"What happened to her?" Jonathan asks.
"Cancer," Joyce says sadly, "poor thing."
Armed with her knowledge and a borrowed yearbook, Nancy marches right up to her mother and slams the yearbook in front of her. The picture Nancy took from the attic serves as bookmark and she shoves both at her mother.
There is no denying it now. All the proof is right there in black and white.
"This is why you didn't want to join the D&D club my freshman year, isn't it? Because it was Eddie's club?"
Karen buries her head in her hands. And the truth just starts spilling out.
"And that boy is just like his father!" Karen cries. "He might have not have killed those kids but he was a drug dealer."
"To keep the lights on his trailer!" Nancy yells back. "If you and Dad had taken him in maybe he wouldn't have turned out the way he did. Maybe he be a better person."
"Or maybe he would have dragged you other children with him!"
"If you really thought that Mike wouldn't have been allow in Hellfire either!"
It's at this point Mike walks in and suddenly Karen is caught.
She breaks down and explains that Eddie had helped her with her car right before Mike started high school. So as a way to return the favor she let Mike join.
Nancy heads to the hospital and manages to get into see Eddie.
Wayne tells her only family is allowed to see him and Nancy smiles.
She knows.
Then Eddie wakes up, falls for Steve, the whole party teases Steve about keeping it in the family and Karen gets her head out of her ass and everyone lives happily ever after.
The end.
#my writing#stranger things#steddie#ladykailtiha writes#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#new headcanon#mike wheeler#karen wheeler#elizabeth munson#wayne munson#al munson
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Hermitcraft - Basic History of Teams!
Alright. Buckle in.
Only a few days from now, and Hermitcraft 10 will begin! If you're new, I hope this helps!
Hermitcraft has existed for over ELEVEN YEARS now! While very few have been here for every single season, with the exception of our lovely Tumblr Resident, and official Tumblr Sexy Man Joe Hills, and our derp Xisumavoid.
You are under NO obligation to watch every season. There are probably few, if any, active users in this community who have. It's just not possible to watch it all. You don't need to watch the previous seasons to enjoy our community space! While there are a lot of back-references, for MOST people, it doesn't extend to lore and actions any older than season 6.
Most of the Hermits are associated with specific other members, despite ALL OF THEM taking turns collaborating, interacting, and sometimes building whole new dynamics and factions in the process. Some of the team-ups that you'll see referred to in fandom-spaces and the occasional one-off mention from our creators, include:
(Season 5) NHO, New Hermit Order - Docm77, Ethoslab, Bdoubleo100, and VintageBeef. Living in a jungle while having "fights" with others. Attempts to tax those who enter their jungle, had traps around it, and criticized the then-popular AFK Fishing Farms. Bdoubleo100, or Bdubs, especially enjoyed stealing from these. (Season 5-6) Convex, or ConCorp - GoodTimesWithScar and Cubfan135. One group I am the least familiar with unfortunately. They built a brand around the Vexes, with their business having pretty extreme low-morals that includes pollution and war profiteering.
(Season 6) ArciTects - Very close to be naming "BuildStone", it was proposed by and founded by Grian to Mumbo, later giving an invite to Iskall85. The purpose of this alliance was for builders to help redstoners, and redstoner to help builders. It accumulated in the ATTEMPT of founding the "greatest shop in the history of Hermitcraft", Sahara. It was, hilariously, a very large failure. Grian miraculously managed to entirely ruin the system with a single baked potato. No, I don't know how.
(Season 6) G-Team & Team STAR (Superior Tactical Alliance for Retaliation) - The Hermitcraft Civil War, consisted of a long list of minor conflicts in which various members of Hermitcraft blamed other people for pranks they committed, eventually spiraling into the confusion that was The Civil War! G-Team: Grian, TangoTek, Iskall85, Joe Hills, ZombieCleo, StressMonster101, and iJevin. Team STAR: Docm77, WelsKnight, FalseSymmetry, ImpulseSV Xisuma, RenDog
Mumbo Jumbo acted as a mole in Team Star, for the G-Team. He created this commercial for Team STAR. Team STAR made a very iconic diss track, which was soon remixed. It is a...Very iconic piece of Hermitcraft fandom. The result was Joe Hill's Response, in his short video also remixed by the same creator. Albeit missing the additions of the totally real voices of the other G-Team members
(Season 6) Area 77 & The Hippies - (I didn't finish Hippies POV and i didn't watch anything of Doc or Scar's POV of this unfortunately) Area 77 was founded by (unsurprisingly) Docm77, and GoodTimesWithScar, where they were doing experiments and studying abonomalies. SOmehow, this lead into Grian, once again, turning against them and forming The Hippies with the help of Ren, with Impulse soon joining. The conflict primarily consisted of them griefing Area 77 with flowers.
(Season 7) Boomers Demolition - Early game business formed by TangoTek, Bdoubleo100, and ImpulseSV which consistedo f almost exclusively non-duped TnT demolition, and was very fun!!
(Season 7) The Mycellium Resistance/HEP (Hermitcraft Environmental Protection) Hermicraft 7 saw Grian introduce the Hermitcraft Mayoral Election, created with the idea of putting Mumbo in as a puppet-government. If I had a nickel for every time Grian tried to start a puppet government (at this point) I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Grian and Mumbo lost. In it's place was GoodTimesWIthScar. As Mayor, they had further control over the shopping district. Scar's promise was to replace the shopping district's Mycellium with grass. Despite very happily admitting that grass looked better, Grian, in a moment of nostalgia, decided to replace some Mycellium. Scar proceeded by putting caution tape around the area. This spiraled into The Turf War
Mycellium Resistance: Grian (Mother Spore), ImpulseSV, RenDog, XBCrafted, iJevin, Ethoslab, StressMonster101, Docm77, and Mumbo Jumbo HEP/Mayor Scar: Scar, Bdoubleo100, Keralis, Xisumavoid, TangoTek, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, Mumbo Jumbo, who joined due to them having the better vault. Etho had intended on being a double-agent, selling information to Scar. His information, however, was useless on purpose and decided to pledge full loyalty to The Resistance.
(Season 8) Boatem Hole - Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, GoodTimesWithScar, ImpulseSV and PearlescentMoon more or less stumbled and tripped into forming a group after innocently stacking boats and crafting tables and crystals on a pole, dubbed Boatem Poll. They then proceeded to create a hole down to bedrock, and eventually into the void, called the Boatem Hole. It was a large plains biome which was turned into varying mountain terraforming and the like from all of them and was connected in some small ways.
(Season 8) The Big Eyed Crew - Bdoubleo100, Keralis, and TangoTek. Tango did not, in fact, have big eyes and instead wore sunglasses to compensate. They had a town and shopping area and was occasionally dragged into pranks by the Boatem Crew.
(Season 8) Octogon/Goatem - Docm77 and RenDog! Main rivals with Boatem (thus the Goatem - pole of goats) had a mega business, game-breaking creations, and jaw-dropping spidery teal-and-deepslate creations. Weird Science!
(Season 9) Soup Crew - ImpulseSV, PearlescentMoon, GeminiTay. Made the CRAZIEST combo-base where all their different themes blended into a cohesive build
(Season 9) Buttercups - Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar. What's up, Buttercup? They formed after an incient where Scar and Grian blew up a massive, complex tunnel bomber in Doc's base. They could not understand how to repair it, and left a few diamond blocks before conflict started. They dragged Mumbo in, and had a robot fight with...
(Season 9) The Perimeter - Docm77 and RenDog. Doc's base, known as The Perimeter, teamed with Ren to attack the Buttercups using walking redstone creations to do a robot fight. Due to an issue with one of the server's plugins, they all re-logged, breaking one of the bots and ending with Buttercup's bot to do more harm to itself than the Perimeter's, but ultimately the destruction did prevent Doc and Ren from getting any further. Ren and Doc then launched flying TnT dupers, which looked like butterflies, towards all of the Buttercups' bases and camp. They stopped them both, with one butterfly destroying The Perimeter's own bot even further.
I am so sure that I'm missing some, but I am losing my mind with all this trying to remember them all!! I hope this could give people an idea of who they might enjoy watching!
#hermitcraft#hc#hermitblr#hermitcraft 5#hermitcraft 6#hermitcraft 7#hermitcraft 8#hermitcraft 9#hermitcraft 10#mika-posts
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THE SIMS 4 K FAKTORY HIDDEN THINGS & STUFF
Hello people and Halloween lovers ;)
A few days before Halloween and the new expansion "Life & Death" release, let us propose a few more Halloween treats and some updated things & stuff we have inside the Sims 4 Faktory this week ;)
WHAT HAS BEEN ALREADY RELEASED
Rather than making some reblogs, let's start with what you already ( or not ) saw on k-hippie ...
The Tarot Learning Deko set
The Halloween & Death Mugs
The k-hippie Pumpkins ( 3 sets )
The Halloween Tramways ( both 2023 & 2024 versions ) for those who spend Halloween at Willow Creek ;)
The "no-pole" Halloween maxis lanterns
The base game special Halloween Night Moon replacement
You may find all those items :
Tarot Deck
Halloween & Death Mugs
Pumpkins
Halloween Tramway
No Pole Halloween Lanterns
Halloween Moon
But ... maybe you didn't come here only for what has been already released ;)
WHAT HAS NOT YET BEEN RELEASED ( BUT AVAILABLE )
Let's start with some little somethings :)
1 set x 11 styles of Halloween Wall Polaroids ... fully based on the Photos Wall Decor mesh by OPB, released in 2015
The Armored Knight ( aka the Guardian ) update
We updated too a lot of stuff which are not related to Halloween, so we'll make another post, very soon :)
You may download those items :
Wall Polaroids
Armored Knight
But wait ! There is something else ,) Just for your eyes :D
And now, let's talk about the k-505 Realm of Magic UPDATE :)
We updated the rocks, the grass, the roads, the paths,, and so on ...
We worked a lot on rockies to render a more tormented aspect ;)
The new files are now divided in 3 packages : nature - roads - urban and their date is 31102024 ;) because it was at first planned to be released for Halloween :D But hell, we are not going to release the same day than Life & Death Expansion !!! :D
These pictures has been shot using the k-707 beta which is not yet available ( and won't be until Xmas at least ) ...
Related to the k-707, we know about question marks, black textures, glitches for some ... Those problems are ONLY due to the not yet dx11 updated k-707 indeed ! Stop complaining about the k-505 mods WHICH ARE UPDATED for 2 months now ...
Another point : we do not know where somes are downloading their k-mods. But on our website, almost everything is updated. And none of our files are breaking any game : the k-mods are graphic replacements ONLY ...
download the last Realm of Magic update ...
That's all for today fellows :) Stay tuned for other releases ,) and as always, HAVE FUN AND A GREAT HALLOWEEN !!!
xoxo
#sims 4#sims 4 custom content#sims 4 download#sims 4 wysiwyg#sims 4 cc#ts4#the sims 4#k-hippie#k mods#k-505#directx11#realm of magic#sims 4 terrain#terrain replacement
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a horny lip thot: 18+ smut ahead minors dni
baby jude was conceived after a foot rub.
ever since queenie showed lip the importance of reflexology (tbh that scene really freaked me out and made me cringe but i was thinking about foot rubs and lip today so) he'd realized maybe it wasn't all "hippy dippy bullshit".
freddie's second birthday was two months away. you and lip were... well serious, but not married. more than boyfriend and girlfriend- it felt so juvenile to call each other that for some reason. lip had been calling you his wife since freddie was born, but you'd yet to accept his proposal.
you had a long day. your students were especially rambunctious today on a day when you were especially exhausted. ian and mickey were saints, offering to keep the kid so you and lip could have at least a dinner alone.
the dinner to the italian restaurant on the south side didn't exactly happen, instead, you were laid out on the couch with lip's hands rubbing your feet. he knew what he was doing, though he'd never admit it. it had been a while since you two had fucked, babies and busy schedules weren't kind to your sex life, and a night alone? lip wasn't wasting it.
his fingers dug into the arch of your foot, your body squirming while he worked out a "knot".
"feel good?" lip smirked, watching you squirm, legs pressed together, arm still thrown over your eyes. no fuckin' way this is actually working, lip thought.
sure enough, it did work. it worked well enough that lip got to spend the rest of the night, fucking you hard and deep into the mattress, like he used to before freddie came along and you had to be quiet. fucked you until you were sprawled on the mattress, leaking his release into a puddle under you, while he smoked next to the open window of your bedroom.
two months later, you were coming home with another ultrasound, and the news that freddie would be a big brother.
#thebearer#lip gallagher#lip gallagher smut#lip gallagher x reader#thebearerblurbs#lip gallagher imagine#lip gallagher blurb#lip gallagher x you smut#dad!lip gallagher x mom!reader#dad!lip gallagher#lip gallagher x pregnant!reader#lip gallagher x teacher!reader#lip gallagher best friend au series#lip gallagher x best friend!reader#freddie gallagher#jude ian gallagher#shameless#shamless us
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thornton & morgana makeover.
thornton looks like a soap opera star and morgana looks so goffik i can't. they look like an odd pair, side by side ... i guess it fits their lore. how did they ever end up together, i wonder??
i kept morgana's whole purple thing. morgana, if you like it i love it!
very long headcanon ramble below:
in high school thornton was a theatre kid and morgana was the emo girl who sat with the queer kids, #ally. they were both really smart straight-A students but thornton had very strict parents and morgana's parents were a lot more chill and hippy. morgana has big dreams, she's a modern woman who wants to have it all - while thornton feels like he has been forced into living and pursuing a certain socially acceptable lifestyle created for him by his family/society. they got married young and as they mature through young adulthood, morgana finds it increasingly difficult to relate to thornton's personality and worldview. (i think morgana's parents were probably always surprised she ended up marrying a man who seemed so fundamentally different from her.)
when they were young, thornton was drawn to morgana because of her open-mindedness, her kindness, her ambition, and her creativity - all qualities he admired about her. and he always thought she was very pretty. she was so different from anyone else he knew, and he loved that she was never afraid to not fit in with the norm.
morgana was drawn to thornton because he was charismatic and handsome, sensitive and in touch with his emotions, and seemed to have his life and future figured out compared to their peers. they could talk for hours about anything. he was always respectful towards her, she never felt weird or creeped out by him like she did with other guys. she could see him as a good husband and a present father to their children.
so they kept dating and eventually he proposed and she said yes because that's what you're supposed to do, right?
thornton has never wanted kids. he thought he might change his mind when he got older but he hasn't. and lately he's not sure he even likes women. he envies the childhood and family that morgana has, he envies her confidence in herself and her hobbies and her freedom of self-expression, things he never had and perceives to still be out of his reach. he resents her for wanting a family and for the pressure it places on him to continue playing the role he has cast himself into.
but they're both doing well for themselves considering their youth, they have a comfortable life together if they don't think too deeply about things, and neither of them wants to ruin that picture-perfect suburban life.
i think deep down they both genuinely have love for each other and care about each other, so it's that much harder to honestly acknowledge that they're incompatible as life partners and they're unhappy and the marriage isn't working.
regarding jamie jolina: i think the reason thornton hit off so well with jamie is because jamie has many of the same qualities as morgana: she is smart, open-minded, kind, and caring. she accepts him for who he is. she listens and doesn't judge. and he can be honest with her about his sexual orientation because she's not his literal wife.
#ts3#the sims 3#morgana's d**th in my gameplay is NOT canon okay!!!! WE DID NOT APPROVE THIS!!!!#townies: sunset valley
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Today's @wolfstarmicrofic prompt is card!
It's high time for more hippie Remus x scientist Sirius xoxo
(362 words.)
"I'm thinking of sending Lily a Valentine," James mused out loud. Sirius glanced up from his notes with a frown.
"You've only met her once," He countered. That didn't actually matter to James, though. He loved Valentines Day.
"Well, it's not like I'm proposing to her! Just a card or something, to see if she thinks there's something there, too." He pointedly left out that he thinks they're soulmates. That wasn't really Sirius' thing.
"I mean, you could," Sirius agreed, but James could tell he wasn't done, "but Valentines Day's a bit stupid, don't you think?"
"It's sweet!" James tried to argue, but he also knew that there was absolutely no point to it. Sirius had never liked Valentines Day.
"I just think it's a bit strange, is all. I mean, why do people need a specific day to-"
"Sirius?" Benjy Fenwick's voice distracted the entire lab. James turned to find Benjy holding a giant basket, full and adorned with red and pink roses, boxes of vegan chocolates, strawberries, cards, even the odd balloon. Across the basket itself were the words 'Happy Valentines Day'. "This just arrived for you."
In less than a second, Sirius was up from the desk and taking the basket from Benjy. He examined it carefully for a moment, and James watched as Sirius' cheeks started to turn pink.
Oh, wow.
He was blushing. James had never seen him like that before.
It was obvious that he was fighting a smile, as he set the basket onto one of the benches by the entrance. He cleared his throat and made his way back to the desk. He settled on the seat, fixing his eyes on his notebook. James arched an eyebrow, Sirius catching it when he glanced back up.
"It was from Remus," Sirius explained quickly.
Yeah, James had gathered that.
#i've missed them#sirius being so in love it's painful is my favourite thing to write#wolfstar#sirius black#wolfstar oneshot#marauders#remus lupin#remus x sirius#young marauders#moony x padfoot#atyd marauders#marauders oneshot
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☆Nova's Masterlist ☆
It's about time I make one before I get too many pics and can't Keep up with all my posts!!
As for right now i only write for TF2! But later I may switch things up!
They’ll be marked like this —> F for Fluff, S for Smut, Y for Yandere, DD for Dead Dove (Do Not Eat), and A for Angst!
As well as these —> SF for Short Fics, H for Headcanons, LF for Longfics, and S for series!
Masterlist Below!
-> Red Roses - [F, A][SF]
-> Scout with a Nurse S/O [S][H]
-> Scout with a Brainrot! S/o
-> Aftercare with Scout [FS][H]
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-> Soldier being comforted after a Bad day [F][H]
-> Soldier with a Hippie! S/O [F][SF]
-> Heavy with a Brainrot!S/o [F][H]
-> Engineer comforted after a bad day [F][H]
-> Engineer with a Southern!S/O [F][SF]
-> Medic with a FTM Partner [F][H]
-> General Yandere Medic [Y][H]
-> General NSFW Headcanons [S][H]
->More Yandere Medic [FS][H]
->Proposal [Nurse S/o!] [F][SF]
-> Aftercare with Medic [FS][H]
-> Spy with a Stoner!S/o [F][H]
-> Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better! [F][H]
-> Date Night [F][SF]
-> Sniper with a Stoner!S/o [F][H]
-> Sniper with a Strong, Australian S/o
-> Sniper being comforted after a bad day [F][H]
-> Daily Routine [F][SF]
-> NSFW Headcanons Sniper [S][H]
-> Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better. [F][H]
-> After Care with Sniper [FS][H]
Kinktober Masterlist 2024
#tf2 x reader#tf2 fanfiction#tf2 fanfic#team fortress 2 x reader#team fortress 2#tf2 fandom#team fortress 2 imagines#team fortress 2 headcannons#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier
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Relativity Falls AU: A Slightly Different Take
In a previous post, I said that a Relativity Falls where its Mabel who was technically the Ford in this AU makes a bit more sense in a way.
So, I wanna write out my thoughts of how it can be.
The starting point is based/inspired by a post I've read...a post I can't seem to find and I thought I liked it so I can share a link... Just keep in mind that this was not an original idea.
Just like in canon, Mabel always felt overshadowed by her brother for being the smart twin and Dipper always felt pressure of being the smart twin because of others' expectations.
From that same post, they proposed the idea of using the unused/scrapped episode idea where Mabel creates a new chemical called Mabellium and it caused Dipper to feel jealous.
So, that's what happens here. Mabel creates the chemical and is nominated for the science fair, even winning first prize, which was usually won by Dipper. She would then be given a chance to receive a scholarship for a prestigious school. As much as Dipper should feel proud of his sister, he starts to feel jealous of her accomplishments. He was supposed to be the smart twin and she was supposed to be the fun twin.
That's what everyone said.
Frustrated, Dipper sneaks into the gymnasium where the science fair held and airs his anger out to the Mabellium. He hits the table, causing the Mabellium to shatter. Realizing what he did, he puts rock candy on the table instead. While he makes his escape, he leaves behind a chewed pen.
The next day, Mabel shows the judges the 'Mabellium', only to see bugs gather around the rock candy, causing her to lose the scholarship. Mabel finds the chewed pen and confronts Dipper. She felt hurt that Dipper would sabotage her creation and accuses him of seeing her as the dumb twin. Dipper doesn't really help his case when he basically (at least from Mabel's perspective) said that he deserved the scholarship more than her by saying that Mabel wasn't really into that and would have no use of the scholarship.
(Again, I wish I knew how to find the post that talked about this. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, feel free to tell me!)
This is where things get different because, typically in Relativity Falls, the kids' parents act more similarly to the Stans' parents. Understandable since we don't fully know what Dipper and Mabel's parents are like, and even with the Book of Bill, its up to interpretation. But, taking from my headcanons, their parents are loving and supportive. So, how would the twins split?
Instead of either twin getting kicked out, Mabel decides to run off to prove herself that she can be as smart as Dipper, driving away in her 1960s camper van (a Volkswagen hippie van) that she named Shooting Star that she mostly uses to store her crafting stuff. Upon leaving, Mabel would stumble upon a cryptid, even taking a picture of it. This sparks an idea to find anomalies and prove their existence (as a means to show up Dipper as he liked the supernatural), all the while earning money with her crafting skills. She would eventually be led to Gravity Falls.
The rest is essentially like the AU made by @muggy-b, though maybe with some differences.
As for Dipper's side...he lives a boring college life before living a boring existence as a research assistant up until he gets a call from Mabel years later.
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Being Ackar must be Wack at One Point
Imagine being Ackar, fighting battles on a regular basis for hundred of thousands of years (even moreso after Malum left to become a sand hippie), wasting away as he collects trophies as to not turn insane from the looming hopelessness of Bara Magna and being the only reliable fire Glatorian that Vulcanus has to offer. He'd prolly accepted his fate of being struck down by Strakk and finally relieved from his duties as it would mean the Agori would further lost faith in him, when a stranger with golden-yellow paint, with a beetle (basically unusual color scheme and idt it exists in any other tribes) intervenes and performs what can only be described as magic. The stranger then refuses their victory and sticks with him until he gets home.
Further down the line the stranger transforms your rusty sword to imbue it with powers that only the Elements Lords has wielded as of yet. The stranger then also proposes to link up all the villages and then do reckless quests, speaking of legends such as The Great Beings and Great Spirit Robots. Also spoke of how something akin to an evil god will make its way to the land. Then they brought a cube and transforms into a giant freaking robot.
Another freaking bigger giant robot arrives. With minions pouring out of its toes. What.
Another stranger with your color scheme wearing golden armor, possibly with nonsensical alien biology arrives and then blasts the yellow minions away into their empty shells. Your first stranger, now a friend, smashes one of the freaking moon (or a very big flying rock, depending on your preferred canon) into the second giant robot. Then they start to bring life into your barren world, plants that you don't even know of, water that both the Agori and Glatorian fights for bursts in unthinkable quantity, creatures chirping and making noises its deafening compared to the deathly silence that everyone is used to.
Also your yellow friend is now a talking mask and decided to be comatose.
#bionicle#cursed#ackar#mata nui#great spirit robot#makuta teridax#toa tahu#bionicle the legend reborn
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Fallen angel!Adam x Moth healer!Reader
Chapter 2: Consolation
(Ch.1) (Ch.2)
Warnings: Swearing, nightmares, more angst, mentions of genitalia, a bit of body dysmorphia
A/n: Tysm for the support on the first fic <33 again I’m new to this writing stuff so pls send feedback if you have any 🫶🏽 Also for this fic I added a bit more focus on Adam as a character because i absolutely HATED how 2 demential they made him in the show 😭
Adam’s dream pov:
Im back..
Back at the garden.
Lillith ran away a few days ago because of what I proposed to her.
When I found her she was with someone else.. the fucking clown
Why him?
Why not me?
Why not me?
What’s wrong with me-?!
3rd pov:
While Adam’s nightmare, about the fateful day he saw Lilith with Lucifer, he hears distant humming in the background. Beautiful humming, mixed with the sound of running water too.
He begins to open his eyes, however it was a challenge for him to do so, because of the hardened crust that formed due to his unwiped tears from last night. He turns his head towards the humming, causing him to groan.
You then stop humming, hearing his groans from afar. “Oh! You’re awake” you say in a happy tone, grabbing a bowl and filling it up with water, along with a cloth. You then walk towards him, sitting on an armchair that was next to the couch that he had been resting on.
Adam tries to get a better look at you by raising his head a bit towards you, but is barely able to do so because of the crust around his eyes blurring his vision. “Are you.. Am I..?” He asks in a low voice, interrupted by a cough.
That’s when it hit you, he’s a new soul. Your warm smile then fades into a worried frown. “Sigh, I’m sorry. But, you’ve passed, you’re in hell now.” You then grab the wash cloth, dipping it in the cold water and placing it on his head. “Just relax, please”
Adam sighs after them, then sitting up on the couch while holding the cloth against his head. “Whyd you take me?” He asks. “You want some dick or something..”
Your eyes slightly widen, out of all the assumptions he could’ve made you didn’t expect it to be that. “What? No I helped you because you looked like you needed help, and you didn’t seem to want to aggressively assault me. That can be difficult to find down here.”
He snarls at you, then standing up from the chair weakly. “Where’s the bathroom? I need to take a wicked hot piss right now” He yawns stretching.
“Down the hall to the left” You say pointing to the hallway. “I can show you if you’d like” You suggest standing from your chair.
“Fuck you, you think I can’t find the shit room by myself?” He snaps, getting defensive because of his fever.
“It’s possible” you admit, as well as intending to messing with him. “But go ahead, I’ll make you something to eat while you’re at it, you must be starving.”
As he stomps to the bathroom he mutters insults under his breath. “Hippie bitch, I can go piss by myself, you wanna hold my dick up for me too motherfucking whore-?”
As he enters the bathroom. He gasps quietly, noticing that big parts of his appearance have changed. He now has big horns, that look exactly like the ones that were on his extermination mask, except one was missing its pointy part entirely. His skin now a reddish grey, as well as his hair but much darker. He spreads his wings a bit, expecting to see his normally feathery wings, but they’ve now turned into dragon like wings.
He sneers at the sight of it, he’s now turned into the thing that he’s hated most. A sinner. An embodiment of the wicked and cruelest parts of humanity.
“Fuck..”
Y/n’s pov:
I continue to make the stranger something to eat, I don’t have much since I haven’t gotten groceries yet, so I’m just serving him some left overs. It always hurts seeing someone get hurt from the extermination, especially when I know I can do much, most people who I want to help after an extermination simply lash out on me, worst than what the stranger had just done now. So I’m getting a little hope.
Sure he’s being quite rude right now, but who wouldn’t be after what he’s been through. He’s probably a new soul, who just fell into an extermination. I can only imagine the relief he’s gonna feel when he finds out hell isn’t always like how he first saw it.
I hear the toilet flush, along with the door opening indicating that he finished his little trip. He goes to sit at the small dinner table next to the kitchen, and I notice that his hands are dry, too dry.
“You’re not gonna wash your hands?” I ask kinda weirded out.
“Umm, and why would I need to wash my hands? My dick is clean enough.” I roll my eyes at his response. “Anyways what’s your name babe?” He asks.
I then become surprised on how much pride he has, to call a stranger who had showed them great kindness and belittle them with such a name “Im sorry, but I am not your ‘babe’” I respond in air quotes. “Secondly my name is y/n, so there is no need for these immature nicknames.”
Adam takes notice of the name, “y/n? Oof, I dated a y/n before. She was so bitchy, maybe all y/ns are” he says in a cocky voice.
“Huh, well I’d love to hear about her sometime I guess.” I then place the plate of pasta to him. “It’s not much but it’s all I have, apologies” I say sitting on the dinner table with him. He then starts to absolutely devour it as if he hadn’t eaten for a month.
I laugh in slight amusement. “what happened? Did you die of hunger or something?” I ask jokingly, unaware of what my gesture of humor would to do him.
He pauses, looking down at the plate of food, his face seems saddened but not wanting to show it. I immediately begin to regret asking such a question.
“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have mentioned it. It’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it” I say in a worried tone. “I was born here so I wouldn’t know how bad it would feel, to die then enter a place like this. Please, forgive me.” I then place my hand on top of his free one, attempting to comfort him in a way. “So, what’s your name? I’ve been wondering what it is since I brought you here.” I ask trying to distract him from his sadness.
“My name? shit uhh,,, itss Adam.” He seemed a bit scared to ask me, not sure why. Adam seems like a pretty normal name for someone like him.
“It must’ve been scary huh? Falling into an extermination like that, angels come here every once a year to kill us,, it’s horrible.” I explain. “It’s okay, this place isn’t all bad, every now and then you find some nice people. Although they are hard to find.”
Adam stares as I explain a few aspects of hell, I’m glad he’s open to trying to find out how things work around here instead of immediately going on a killing spree like some sinners.
I really do wish that he’ll open up to me soon, and that I can open up to him. I’m not sure where this will go, I just hope that it’ll go well enough.
#divider by fairytopea#hazbin hotel#viziepop#x reader#adam hazbin hotel#adam x reader#adam hazbin x reader#fanfic#lol#hazbin hotel x reader
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Hi, my name is June (she/her) and I’m a writer! This blog is an 18+ space and minors will be blocked. All works are original and written by me and I do not give my consent for my work to be copied and shared elsewhere or being fed to AI or used to make AI chat bots. Enjoy 🫶
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Joel Miller:
Series:
When You’re Lost in the Darkness: Look for the Light prequel
Look For the Light: fix-it happy ending with a family :-)
One for the Money, Two for the Show: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader 🎸
Hippies & Cowboys: no outbreak! au
Drabbles:
Everything Leads to You: Who says grief and braiding hair can’t go hand-in-hand? [2.1k] 🍓
Crazy Love: Ellie wakes up from a nightmare and you and Joel help calm her down [1.3k]🍓🪩❤️🩹
Joel as your study buddy head canon 🍓
Joel as a girl dad headcanons 1 & 2 & 3 🍓🪩
NFWMB: What was it Bill said about protecting the ones we love? [1.5k] 🍓❤️🩹
Dramatic (request) 🍓
Eat Your Young: You and Ellie work together to get away from David [4.1k] 🥀
She’s A Gun: Someone didn’t give the new guy a warning about not talking about Joel Miller’s family [1.6k] 🍓👑❤️🩹
Going to The Chapel: Joel proposes [2.2k] 🍓
And We’re Gonna Get Married: You and Joel get married [4.4k] 🍓
Snowqueen of Texas (Request) 🍓
Everyone I’ve Never Met: You tell Ellie the truth [2k]🥀
If I Ever Were to Lose You: Joel Miller comes home for the last time [1.1k] 🥀
To Be Alone: You and Joel realize how different your lives are in Jackson [1.1k] 🍓🪩
Good Heart: Joel patches you up even though you’re trying to push him away [1.9k] 🥀❤️🩹
Alone and Forsaken: You and Joel meet for the first time [3.0k] 🥀❤️🩹 pt. 2 coming soon!!
Ladybird [1.2k]: (request) 🍓🎸❤️🩹
Rockstar!joel headcanons 🍓
Like Real People Do: movie night doesn’t go to plan [~800] ❤️🩹
Name of the Game: When work separates you and Joel to opposite coasts, it’s nice to know that nothing’s changed 🍓🎸❤️🩹
Sunset Canyon: Date night with pre-outbreak!joel 🍓
cardigan: You and Joel talk about scars [1.6k] 🥀❤️🩹
Piano Man: college!joel does karaoke 🍓
She’s got a book for every situation: helping college!joel with an essay 🍓
Surprise (Request)*
Getting Older: Tommy and Joel have a talk [1.5k] 🥀🍓
Sam: Joel and Ellie adopt a dog [1.2k] 🍓
You’re So Good When You’re Bad: Date night with cowboy!Joel [1.8k] 🍓
Don’t Let This Darkness Fool You: Joel’s journey to sobriety [1.1k] 🥀
I’m Still Glad I Met You: Ellie and her ghosts 🥀
Roll The Bones: A bad pain day with Joel [1.5k] ❤️🩹
Javier Peña
Series:
Wanted: Javier Peña x CIA!agent
Drabbles:
Strangers: Javi struggles to assimilate back into civilian life in Texas until an old friend returns [1.5k] 🍓
I Don’t Smoke: Javi makes an unwelcome reappearance in your life [8.1k] 🥀
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If in the shady-verse Adrien is Emo then that means Luka ISN’T ALT. So rather than prep Luka I propose surfer hippy Luka because he already has those vibes.
Adrien’s emo little heart quaking in bisexuality because Luka is wet and shirtless more often than not.
#lukadrien#adrien x luka#luka x adrien#shadybug universe#emo adrien#surfer Luka#vipernoir#cat noir x viperion#viperion x cat noir#adrien agreste#luka couffaine#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous shadybug#miraculous multiverse#miraculous au#miraculous ladybug fanart#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous fanart
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BIG NOVEMBER THINGS & STUFF ... PART 1 ( K-505 UPDATE )
Hello fellows, be prepared to read, it's going to be a bit long :D
Hope you had a great Halloween ;) Some of you have noticed related download problems on our website ( We received a lot of messages about --> Thanks to all people who took time to send us a note about, it helped us )
We worked with BlueHost to reconfigure our databases <--- meaning hours with the hotline to push them hard to repair their unknown manipulations that give all the errors you encountered :/ Silly isn't it ?
It begins to be ok ... Not sure it's 100% but many errors seem to be repaired ... at last ! Crazy week indeed :)
MEANWHILE ...
MAJOR UPDATE incoming ... I finished the K-505 Base-game update <-- this is important because many things are encapsulated inside the Base-game files ! Unfortunately, Maxis modified some of these files and we were quite surprised to discover all the hidden changes ... A K-505 MAJOR UPDATE was so needed :) And it is done.
Beyond the files here and there, the most important thing of this update is the merge of Base-game + Seasons files all together.
In addition, we made complete K-505 updates for : Strangerville, Forgotten Hollow + a minor update for Sulani ( Island Living ) ...
ATTENTION : As we currently updating ALL the K-505, we re-arranged the Download Section ( a good thing anyway since BlueHost messed our databases ... :/ )
A word about the K-505 Mod ---> until Cottage Living : free doesn't mean free to steal, or use in house creation, photography posts, etc ... without crediting the tech-hippie / k-hippie team ...
We are watching. Always.
Another word related to terrains mods ---> after Cottage Living ... Even if we posted some words about, we receive numerous messages asking us to make this and that. It's OK. But let's be clear about :
We are not fond of the last 2/3/4 packs of EA for reasons of our own ...
We really though about enter in a Patreon model because we think our creations are worthing :) BUT, we dislike Patreon too for reasons of our own ...
We proposed for a long time a ko-fi/paypal volunteer system and believe me, very very very few are giving among 9000 followers. It's OK. We understand. We create too for our pleasure. BUT ...
When your priority is not ours, to make a junction, everyone should make an effort :)
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You use the K-505 for a long time now ? You know how it works ;) but you are always welcome to ask questions :D
You never used the K-505 but you want to have it ? Easy, put the k-505 files into your Mods folder and that's it :) If not, ask and we'll answer ;)
The K-505 Mod ( which is not really a Mod ) overrides only the graphic files of Maxis terrains, they are just DST images in .dds and so, they can only conflict with similar ID files from elsewhere.
K-505 Updated DOWNLOAD
Next Post : Discovering together the K-303 Mod and some new downloads.
Let the pixels be free and alive :) and Have Fun !
#sims 4#sims 4 custom content#sims 4 download#sims 4 wysiwyg#sims 4 build#k-hippie talk#k hippie#ts4#k 505#sims 4 mod update#sims 4 update#override#terrain replacement#sims 4 terrain#tech hippie#sims4 wysiwyg
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GREEN PARTY MANIFESTO 2024 SUMMARY
tldr: there's a feeling of tension in this manifesto, between youthful zennial climatic ecosocialism and old-guard hippy-liberal environmentalism. this year the greens may well go from 1 MP to the dizzying heights of 2 (there's whispers on the wind that they may even get 3...), and the green council delegation is at 800-odd now, so this could easily be a changing-of-the-guard moment
with the great Berry and the ok Denyer in parliament the party could have more momentum in battling the starmerite government, and with that, it has the ability, the possibility to pick up more momentum. this is a big opportunity in the party's history - over the next five years it can and could be pushed into a holistic ecosocialist movement by the centrally influential mass party membership, and remove the last dregs of its tunnel vision to provide a lefty movement for everyone, green and pink, a Newfoundland coalition. with votes at 16 on the cards and this potential evolution of the party, 2029 could be a big moment for this country's left. whether or not the greens play the role of keystone is up to them
it is also the only manifesto to use the term 'neurodivergent'
💷ECONOMY
wealth tax of 1% on individuals with assets over §10m and 2% for assets over §1b (an extremely humble proposal), reform capital gains and investment dividend taxation to be at the same rates as income taxation, remove the income-based bands on national insurance contributions, ie raising total income taxation by 8% at §50k/a, – altogether raising government revenues by upwards of §70b/a
stratify VAT to reduce it for consumer stuff and hike it for stuff like financial services
permanent windfall tax on banks for whenever they get windfalls
perform a holistic land survey to get the data needed for a new, effective Land Tax
abolish the tax relief on existing freeports and SEZs
heavy carbon tax to raise a boatload of billions, rising progressively over a decade to allow industrial adaptation, for a ~§80b state windfall for five years that'll be for green investment as this windfall starts to recede
renationalise water and energy
§15 minimum wage, 10:1 pay ratio for all organisations public and private (ie §150 sort-of maximum wage, ~§300k/a), mandatory equal pay audits, 'support' lower hours and four-day weeks [clarification needed]
unambiguously define gig workers as workers with contract rights from day one, repeat offenders of gig-slavery will be banned from operating in the country
every City bank required to produce a strategy with a clear pathway to divestment of all fossil fuels "as soon as possible and at least by 2030", every City non-banking organisation simply to be banned from having fossil fuel in their portfolios, credit to be banned for repeat City climate offenders, mandate the BoE to fulfil the funding of the climate transition and climate leadership of the City, FCA to develop measures to ban fossil fuel share trading in the City and immediately prohibit all new shares in fossil fuels
"we will explore legal ways for companies to be transformed into mutual organisations"😈
develop regional cooperative banks to invest in regional SMEs, coops and community enterprises
diversify crop growth, promote local agricultural cooperatives and peripheral urban horticultural farms, give farmers a sort of collective bargain against grocers
aim towards a circular economy: require ten-year warranties on white goods, rollout of right-to-repair
tighten monopoly laws on media with a hard cap preventing >20% of a media market being owned by one individual or company and implement Leveson 2
🏥PUBLIC SERVICES
abolish tuition fees and cancel standing debt
surge nhs funding by §30B, triple labour's spending plans for everything, the entire budget, the entire state, everything
free personal care, with occupational therapy being part of this
35h/w free child care (eg seven hours over five days, or seven days of five hours)
renationalise many academies under local authorities, abolish the "charity" status of private schools and charge VAT
surge funding for smoking-cessation, addiction support and sexual health service
surge funding for public dentistry with free care for children and low-earners
free school breakfasts in primary school and free school lunches for all schools
one-month guarantee of access to mental health therapies
online access to PrEP
let school playing fields be used in the evenings by local sports clubs
greater funding for civic sports facilities and pools
🏠HOUSING
unambiguously-under-the-law nationalise the crown estate for an absolute fuckton of land and assets for housing and for green energy and rewilding for FREE
rent control for local authorities, ban no-fault evictions and introduce long-term leases, create private tenancy boards of tenants
local authorities to have right of first refusal on the purchase of certain properties at aggressive rates, such as unoccupied or uninsulated buildings
all new homes to be Passivhaus standard with mandatory solar panels and heat pumps
§30B across five years to insulate homes, §12B of which is for social homes, and §9B more for heat pumps, and §7B more for summer cooling
planning law reform: council planning mechanisms to priorities little developments all over the place rather than sprawling blobs, demolitions to require as thorough a planning application as erections, new developments required to not be car dependent
planning laws to require large-scale developments feature access to key community infrastructures such as transport, health and education, often mandating the construction of new key infrastructures, support nightlife and local culture in planning regulations
exempt pubs and local cultural events from VAT
building materials to be reusable, builders' waste rates to be surged to encourage use of reuse
750k new social homes in five years
🚄TRANSPORT
'a bus service to every village', restore local authority control and/or ownership of their busses
renationalise rail via franchise-concession lapsing, slowly assume ownership of the rolling stock (currently leased, and would continue to be so under labour's implementation of renationalisation) by buying a new train when the stock needs to be replaced
electrification agenda across the rail network, strategic approach to rail line and station reopenings
bring forward (sorta, the tories suspended it but labour says they'll reinstate it) the new petrol car ban from 2030 to 2027, existing petrol cars targeted to be off the road by 2034, investigate road-price charges as a replacement for petrol tax, hike road tax proportionally to vehicle weight, drop urban speed limits from 50kph to 30kph (or from 30mph to 20mph if you only speak Wrong), mass funding for freightrail and support logistics firms transitioning away from lorries
§2.5b/a for footpaths and cycleways, target of 50% of urban journeys to be extravehicular by 2030
frequent-flyer levy, ban on domestic flights within three-hour rail distance, remove the exemption of airline fuel from fuel tax, prioritise training of airline workers into other transportational jobs
👮FORCE
abolish the home office, transfer its police/security portfolio to the justice ministry and its citizenship/migration portfolio to a new migration ministry separate from the criminal justice system
abolish the kill the bill bill and restore the right to protest
recognise palestine, push for immediate ceasefire and prosecution of war crimes, back the south africa case, "[support] an urgent international effort to end the illegal occupation of palestinian land"
grant asylum-seekers the right to work before their application is granted
end the hostile environment
abolish Prevent
end routine stop-and-search and facial recognition
commission to reform 'counterproductive' drug regime, decriminalise personal possession
amend the Online Safety Act to "[protect] political debate from being manipulated by falsehoods, fakes and half-truths", ie actually protecting 'fReE sPeEcH' and not everything that rightists imply by that phrase
decriminalise sex work
reform laws to give artists IP protections against ai
cancel trident and disarm
push for nato reforms (in its and our interest, they're not russophiles, they're not galloway, it's ok): get it to adopt a no-first-use nuclear policy, get it to prioritise diplomatic action first rather than military reaction, get it to adopt a stronger line on only acting for the defence of its member states
right to roam🚶♂️
🌱CLIMATE
zero-carbon by 2040, rather than the ephemeral ostensible government target of 2050
stop all new oil/gas licenses, end all subsidy for oil/gas industries, regulate biofuels to end greenwashing, end subsidies for biomass
decarbonise energy by 2030, minimum threshold of energy infrastructures to be community owned, "end the de facto ban on onshore wind" with planning reform
massively expand the connections between the insular grid and the UCTE continental grid to increase electricity import and export and prevent the need for energy autarky
more targeted bans on single-use plastics
"give nature a legal personhood" ok grandma let’s get you to bed
§2b/a to local authorities for local small-business decarbonisation
"cease development of new nuclear power stations, as nuclear energy is much more expensive and slower to develop than renewables. we are clear that nuclear is a distraction from developing renewable energy and the risk to nuclear power stations from extreme climate events is rising fast. nuclear power stations carry an unacceptable risk for the communities living close to facilities and create unmanageable quantities of radioactive waste. they are also inextricably linked with the production of nuclear weapons. green MPs will campaign to phase out existing nuclear power stations." because some people just can't let go of the seventies. nuclear is good. nuclear is our friend
invest in r&d to find solutions to decarbonise 'residual' carbon in the economy, such as HGVs or mobile machinery
increase unharvested woodland by 50% (no time frame given), grants to farmers for scrub rewilding, rewet Pete Boggs, make 30% of the EEZ protected waters and ban bottom trawling
§4b/a in skills training to stop gas communities getting Thatchered, prioritising shifting these workers into offshore wind
a.. licensing scheme for all pet animals? you guys sure about that one
regulate animal farming with a goal of banning factory farms, ban mass routine antibiotics, ban cages/close confinement and animal mutilation
ban all hunting including coursing and "game", ban snaring, ban hunt-landscaping such as grouse moors, end the badger cull, mandate licensing of all animal workers with lifetime striking off for cruelty convictions, compulsory hedgehog holes in new fencing, 'push' for 'ending' horse and dog racing [clarification needed], new criminal offences for stealing and harming pets, 'work towards' banning animal testing
🗳️DEMOCRACY
proportional representation for parliament and all councils
abolish voter ID
votes at sixteen
votes for all visa'd migrants
restore the electoral commission's prosecutory powers and remove the cap on fines it can impose on parties
increase Short Money, especially for smaller parties
create a manifest legal category of organisation for think tanks, to allow better enforcement of lobbying and funding restrictions
consider fun new measures for political accessibility such as MP jobsharing and allowing public provision of offices for all parliamentary candidates
🎲OTHER STUFF
Self-ID including nonbinary recognition, including with an X passport marker
"work towards rejoining the eu as soon as the domestic political situation is favourable", join the eea now (with restored free movement)
let local authorities invest shares in sports teams, including professional ones, dividends ringfenced for public sports facilities and coaching
right to die
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